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x = Yes
/ = Half

[x] I know how to cook toast.
[/] I can do my own laundry.
[/] I can cook for myself
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations.

Total so far = 2.5

[x] I show up for school all of the time unless I'm sick
[ ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[/] I've never gotten a detention.
[x] I've watched talk shows.
[x] I drink coffee/tea at least once a week.

Total so far = 5

[x] I know how to run the dish washer and/or do the dishes.
[x] I can count to 5 in either Spanish/French /German/Italian/etc
[/] When I say I'm going to do something I always do it.
[ ] I can mow the lawn.
[ ] I remember to water my plants.
[x] I study when I HAVE to.
[/] I pay attention at school most of the time.

Total so far = 8

[x] I can spell experience without looking it up.
[/] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[ ] I always understand jokes the first time they are said.
[x] I can type fast

Total so far = 10.5

[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[x] I realize that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 20 and have a job.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it
Total so far = 13.5

[ ] I knew that the alphabet and twinkle twinkle little star have the same rhythm (noooo i never knew that!)
[x] You just checked.
[ ] You actually watch the weather.

Total = 17
Actual age= 17.. wahey!